Canada Day. It’s worth noting how Canadian this is.
This photo was taken by Wayne Gretzky on the ghost of John Candy’s phone while standing in a bowl of poutine that was Leslie Nielsen’s grandma’s recipe.
Somewhere in the distance Celine Dion and Shania Twain can be heard singing a song originally written by the Zit Remedy.
That’s what I’m talkin’ aboot!
New Jeezy featuring Jay Z. This knocks. Apparently it was meant to be on Magna Carta but got bumped. This is pretty tough and Hov’s flow is good, why leave that off? Stop taking advice from Blue, she’s just a baby.
Sweet baby blues, BROTHER!!
Oh nothing, just the President of the United States straight out murdering!
I would never ask you to reblog this information about my show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival because it could make you uncomfortable but if you did I wouldn’t be mad.
It’s one week only, 5 Boroughs (Melbourne CBD) 8:15pm April 7-13. For tickets click
here or the picture.
Kanye West - Drunk In Love (Remix). Kanye throws a verse on the Mrs. Hov track. Kanye MURDERS this.
I woke up this morning and noticed this sign hanging in the common area of my apartment building.
It inspired me to make my own sign:
So I put it up.
The moral of the story? There’s no moral, having stuff stolen is annoying. I feel for Gabe and hope the hamper is returned. Also, my building has a laundry room! That’s a pretty sweet development.
I have a show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. You should come. Click the picture to get tickets.
Ha - “You should come”.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
The future is here and its breath is amazing.
puffing on a e-cig, lookin at you thru my google glass before shouting you a drink in bitcoin *tips fedora*