This is easily the best thing on the internet.
Canada Day. It’s worth noting how Canadian this is.
This photo was taken by Wayne Gretzky on the ghost of John Candy’s phone while standing in a bowl of poutine that was Leslie Nielsen’s grandma’s recipe.
Somewhere in the distance Celine Dion and Shania Twain can be heard singing a song originally written by the Zit Remedy.
That’s what I’m talkin’ aboot!
New Jeezy featuring Jay Z. This knocks. Apparently it was meant to be on Magna Carta but got bumped. This is pretty tough and Hov’s flow is good, why leave that off? Stop taking advice from Blue, she’s just a baby.
Sweet baby blues, BROTHER!!
Oh nothing, just the President of the United States straight out murdering!
I would never ask you to reblog this information about my show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival because it could make you uncomfortable but if you did I wouldn’t be mad.
It’s one week only, 5 Boroughs (Melbourne CBD) 8:15pm April 7-13. For tickets click here or the picture.
Kanye West - Drunk In Love (Remix). Kanye throws a verse on the Mrs. Hov track. Kanye MURDERS this.